STRIPPER VICAR
As usual, if you're being Paul you play mainly powerchords, ie the deepest 3 strings or so of the chord.

VERSE:

D#
Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter
C
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
D#
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
C
If you haven't then you know you really oughta
G#
I was worried so I went to see the vicar
      F
But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper


REPEAT VERSE.

CHORUS:

C   C/B Am G      G#     G      C
Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
C   C/B Am G      G#
Mavis' opinion is all we
G         C (\A#/C)      F (slide down to D# and back up again)
Should we lie while he's still alive
          C (\A#/C)      F (\D#/F)
Should we lie while he's still alive
              G                     G#
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it


REPEAT VERSE.
REPEAT CHORUS.

FOR THE SOLO, PLAY THE "Should we lie -> away with it" BIT.
       C
And we know him as our vicar
A#     C
And by night a part-time stripper
        f
And the vicar got suspended
D#     f
In his stockings and suspenders
         C
And he's making wine from water
A#       C
While he dresses like his daughter
       f
And we know that he's a rip off
D#         f
'Cos we've seen him with his kit off

REPEAT THAT BIT.

             G                     G#
Cuz when the vicar strips he gets away with it