1EP (Egg Shaped Fred)
Egg Shaped Fred
Na na na nah na nah na na
One, two, three
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na nah
I'm sick of all this scratching around
I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand
He's the queen of all the shops where he shops
And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen
Skin of a nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope Cheapskate
Claudia Farmgate
We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meet
He only wants to get in your kecks
So he can carry out his own little test
He only wants to get in your pants
Because he knows that you've played in a band
Skin of a nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope Cheapskate
Claudia Farmgate
We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meet
Mavis she knows
Mavis she knows
She's got all these things around her
All things to no men
She see you in hell
I'll go shopping instead
He will send his centipede to sort ya'
He's stretched it out to make it two feet taller
We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meet
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na nah
Ski Jump Nose
I'm gonna sit on my own, maybe all alone
I'm gonna lie on the couch, 'cos I won't go out
She'll take it easy again, ending up in hell
Just like the scum of the Earth, but I'll crash here first
We're all in this together
Ski Jump Nose forever
Yeah, oh, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, I don't wanna talk about it
She's gonna get herself out from her plastic town
She's gonna get out her house, gonna get down South
She'll take it easy again, she'll end up in hell
She's only playing the game, change her name again
We're all in this together
Ski Jump Nose forever
We're all in this together
Ski Jump Nose forever
We're all in this together
Yeah, oh, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, I don't wanna talk about it
Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Glad you're tuned to Ski Jump Nose, so come on down and
Hide our shame, you love, you love the fame
Lemonade Secret Drinker
Bigger head, you got no bread in our house
Now look how you have got like this
Now they sleep in seperate bedrooms
Since they missed the jackpot on Family Fortunes Yeah, oh yeah
How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go
Stupid sod, you shout the odds in our town
You buy a box and call it home
You've never been that much of a thinker, oh
Been a Secret Lemonade Drinker, wanker, oh, oh-oh
How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go
Wake up and look at all these things I bring you
Living on the handouts you collect in a cake tin
How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go
How long, how long to go
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go
Thief
You make my skin crawl
You make my eyes sore
You make my nose bleed
You make my cup weep
You're just a common thief, thief to me
You're just a common thief to me, to me, to me
To me, oh, to me
You make my throat sick
You make my words stick
You make my mouth spit
You make my lip rip
You're just a common thief, thief to me
You're just a common thief to me, to me, to me
To me, oh, to me
You're just a common thief, thief to me
You're just a common thief to me, to me, to me
To me, oh, to me
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